the-headless-duke:

askfemgermania:

idjits-take-alternia:

fruity—rumpus-asshole—factory:

thegayghostofcodybriscoe:

why did i gif this

is this motherfucking florida

as a citizen of fucking orlando

who lives about 10 minutes away from every theme park in the whole fucking state

Yes. Yes it is.

I’m Florida we don’t have orgasms. We have orange-gasms.

I moved out of Florida because the daily orange-gasms were too much. Now I live in Portland where it’s people in kilts wearing Darth Vader masks riding unicycles and playing bagpipes. I’m MUCH happier here.

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